The bass knows well what matters in fishing. He can share this knowledge with you and show you where the golden fish resides, ready to pay millions for its life!
A Hobby for Real Men
The bass has long dreamed of having a hobby. But not those activities for people who weren’t blessed with talent, such as Japanese classes, athletics, sculpting clubs, and other nonsense.
The bass wanted to engage in something truly manly! One day, he shared his desire with his father, an avid fisherman. It’s easy to guess what dad advised his favorite son.
Chasing the Drunkard
The bass went to the lake with one of his father’s fishing rods and a case of his favorite beer. Of course, he didn’t catch anything. Besides that, the bass barely managed to escape a chase set up by officers who suspected him of driving under the influence.
The officers were right a thousand times over, but they couldn’t catch a fisherman who was well intoxicated. Fortunately for him.
A Good Scolding
His father gave the bass quite a talking to, despite his mature age. The experienced fisherman explained to the novice that the key to fishing is composure and special skill.
Otherwise, you won’t catch anything! The old man also threatened to whip the bass outside if he ever drove “under the influence” again.
The Fish Wants to Eat
The son pondered his father’s words for a long time. Eventually, he concluded that his beloved dad, despite his age and experience, was deeply mistaken when he grandiosely spoke of composure and expertise.
The thing is this: fish need to be hooked, and they don’t care who is holding the rod! They aren’t interested in composure, skill, or the amount of alcohol the fisherman has consumed to make reality a little brighter. They need good bait! If the fish doesn’t swallow the hook, then all efforts will be in vain.
Photos with Magnificent Trophies
Remembering the wise thought that his subconscious had revealed to him, the bass went to sleep. In the morning, he logged onto the internet and found the address of a store called “Thermonuclear Bait,” which offered fishermen a wide variety of items to help them catch trophies that would make even seasoned anglers envious.
The bass wanted to take several photos with his catch for the family album if the advertisement wasn’t misleading. He went to that very store, hoping to buy bait that could catch Moby Dick himself! Or at least someone less dangerous but still impressive in size.
Just Crazy Fishing
The consultant offered him many intriguing options: a rare African dragonfly, experimental worms obtained from a secret laboratory, maggots that draw in the largest fish, and other equally enticing items. All of this good stuff cost a fortune, so the bass didn’t buy too much bait. He bought a little bit of everything, acting in the most sensible way. Still, even a comparatively small batch of assorted bait set him back a decent sum.
The next day, the bass went back to the lake. Now he planned to catch as many fish as possible. The bites began right away! The bass pulled one catch after another, astonished by the purchased bait—it seemed that all the fish in the lake sensed the treat and were ready to sell their souls just to take a bite.
Catch the Golden Fish
Before long, the bass had a whole collection of photos where he held huge trophies in his hands. He even managed to catch a golden fish, which asked to be released back, promising a chest of jewels in exchange for the good deed.
Now the bass is fabulously rich! Why not try your luck at the same spot—maybe you will catch the golden fish too!
