243 Christmas Fruits Plot

How to Replace Christmas Gifts Burned by Drunken Elves? With fruit made of precious gemstones, of course! And the best part? They can be yours!

Santa Claus’s Gifts

Every year at Christmas, Santa delivers thousands of gifts. If you’ve behaved well and written a letter to Lapland, you’re in for a treat—whatever you wished for!

Santa stores his gifts in a warehouse. Some are handcrafted by elves, while others are bought with funds provided by the International Holiday Corporation. On Christmas Eve, the presents are loaded into Santa’s sleigh, and he sets off to fulfill his duty. This year, everything was going according to plan… until the irresponsible little pointy-eared troublemakers turned everything upside down.

Fire! Help!

While Santa was visiting a nearby yeti, the elves decided to let loose. Someone snuck into Santa’s bar, grabbed a giant bottle of whiskey and cigars, and threw a wild party.

They drank heavily—but that was only half the problem. One of them carelessly tossed a lit cigar onto the floor, setting the warehouse ablaze. The elves partied hard and passed out, only to wake up to a full-blown inferno.

By some miracle, the drunken little firebugs managed to put out the flames. Thankfully, there were no casualties, and most of the gifts were saved.

Some Gifts Didn’t Survive…

When Santa returned, he was stunned by the disaster. Furious, he gave the elves a proper scolding!

After taking their punishment, the elves counted the remaining gifts. It turned out 243 gifts were missing—completely reduced to ashes.

A Deal with Bearded Miners

Santa panicked—the International Holiday Corporation’s funds were already spent, and Christmas was just around the corner. If 243 people didn’t get their gifts, there would be serious consequences. A shake-up in leadership could leave someone chubby and bearded in a red suit out of a job!

Determined to fix things, Santa banned the elves from touching his liquor and set off to see the yeti again, hoping for an easy way out. The yeti lived in a vast cave system leading deep underground—right to the dwarves’ domain. These hardworking little miners spent their days extracting precious gems. Santa hoped to trade some of his finest liquor for dazzling sapphires, emeralds, diamonds, and other sparkling jewels.

Whiskey for Precious Stones

The yeti brokered a deal with the dwarves. The underground workaholics agreed to provide 243 gemstone fruits—but in exchange, they wanted several crates of premium whiskey.

Santa had no choice but to pay up! He returned home, forced the elves to load up the whiskey crates, and headed back to his old friend.

Incredibly Expensive Gifts

Once they got their whiskey, the dwarves handed over exquisite, jewel-encrusted fruits—true masterpieces of jewelry craftsmanship. Each one was probably worth a fortune!

Of course, this wasn’t exactly what people had asked for in their letters, but it would serve as a replacement and compensation. Worst-case scenario, they could sell the gemstones and buy whatever the drunken elves burned down.

Reach Out for Riches!

For now, these Christmas fruits are sitting in the warehouse, waiting to be delivered… But you can sneak in and grab a couple—no one will notice!

And if a few people end up giftless, well… who’s really going to complain? They probably don’t know how to contact the International Holiday Corporation, so no official complaints will be filed. And even if they do figure out where to send their grievances, that’s Santa’s problem, not yours!